Theater Mode: Episode list
Everyone knows turkey can make you sleepy, but this one will make you straight up sick. AH is here to get food poisoning right along with you. Join us in watching ThanksKilling, a cinematic masterpiece about a murderous turkey. Enjoy!
Purses are great for hiding things, but you have no idea just how many horrors can lurk inside. Join AH in watching Slink, a thought-provoking, genre-defining work of staggering genius.
This plot is crazy. This acting is crazy. These bitches are crazy, too! Join AH as they observe, understand and embrace the crazy in these bad b's and in themselves.
This film has it all: butts, childbirth, fucked up Yoda, a Sears model, and more. Join AH in watching Apocalypse Kiss. We promise it won’t make you question your life decisions.
Thanksgiving-day turkey is good and all, but the creative dishes made from leftovers are even better. AH is back with ThanksKilling 3, the turkey tetrazzini of films. And unlike your lame Thanksgiving, this one has puppets and a rapping grandma.
If you could have one luxury item on a desert island, what would it be? Let's hope it's a machete, because otherwise you're fucked. Join AH in watching Zombie Isle to find out just how fucked you'd be.
A game more dangerous than Dungeons and Dragons? The school is locked down and the killer is looking for you. Can you Chill? Join AH in watching Chill: The Killing Games and find out who can survive this haunted game.
High schoolers are assholes. Be glad you weren’t popular and strap-in with the AH crew to watch Atrocity, a found footage movie packed full of Shyamalan twists!
Jefferson Davis once said that "the south will rise again." He just failed to mention that it'd be in the form of flesh-eating zombies. Join AH in watching Curse of the Cannibal Confederates for the Season 2 premiere of Theater Mode!
Tits, time travel, and that guy from Mortal Kombat? Man, this movie has everything! Give the AH guys a "barbarian hello" and join them on a trek through time in this week's movie, Time Barbarians!
After a mysterious ship crash lands in a small town, four idiots- er, I mean, one sheriff must stop a bloodthirsty alien from disintegrating the entire population, while also finding time to make it to the governor's party! Join the AH crew in watching NIGHTBEAST in this week's Theater Mode!
Join the AH crew as they follow the journey of "Detective Bright Eyes" and his maybe, sort of, kinda girlfriend "Knockoff Mary Elizabeth Winstead" as they uncover the mystery of the lamest satanic cult of all time in ALL SINNER'S NIGHT in this week's Theater Mode!
Join the AH crew as they follow the journey of a young podcast host with a bit of a chin problem and his ragtag crew of psychics, actors and groundskeepers of unknown regional origin as they uncover the history of perhaps the least scary haunted house in history in GHOSTKEEPERS on this week's Theater Mode!
Join the AH crew as they trudge their way through FUN SIZE HORROR, an awful anthology of bite-sized badness. Twenty-one terrible tales to make you groan, cringe and question your life choices.
Rippin' people's faces off ain't right! Join the AH crew as they follow two increasingly drunk detectives on their search for the murderous Black Water Sasquatch.
WARNING - This film contains graphic depictions of sexual violence and genital mutilation. Viewer discretion is strongly advised. The AH crew take this season of Theater Mode out with a bang as they tag along with Ahab, Twink & friends in their quest to save the dads from the savage serial killer Fuchman in the grindhouse gorefest that is Father's Day!
The AH Crew are back for another season of Theater Mode! Kicking things off is 10 Grams, a wannabe Guy Ritchie crime thriller full of dummies, drugs and unsimulated masturbation!
Boy, these surfers sure have a weird fascination with Funhaus.
When adults are away, the kids will... murder? Join the AH Crew as they watch Beware: Children at Play!
Boring family dinner? Spice it up with some good ol' demonic possession! Join the AH Crew as they watch Rabid Grannies in this week's Theater Mode!
Grab your Space Weed, folks. This one's a doozy.
Chili! No cheese! No crackers! Just chili!
Take a trip with the AH Crew to the poorly lit town of Ellivnatas, as they uncover the mystery of the cult of Kinda Funny...or Satan.
Man-eating tomatoes terrorizing your town? Never fear, Female Willem Dafoe is on the case! Join the AH crew for the sort-of-not-so-season-finale of Theater Mode, as they watch the classic Attack of the Killer Tomatoes!
By the magic of racist voodoo Theater Mode is back from the dead with an all-new season...err, volume! This week the AH crew watch Zombie Croc, the spirtual sequel to the infamous Zombie Isle.
After moving into a halfway house full of a cast of kooky (and probably racist) characters, people begin to mysteriously dissappear. Join the AH crew as they endure the cinematic travesty, 3:33 A.M.
After his brother's mysterious disappearance, a man and his film crew search for his whereabouts in Happy Camp, CA, the stray cat and smoke farm capital of the world. Kick back and watch as the AH Crew drink their way through this week's film, Happy Camp.
Hey mon, ya mon, kick back and relax wit da AH crew as they peep the new flick, Death By VHS, an awful anthology that'll suck ya soul away, ja feel?
A man's wife goes missing in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. I'm sure she's totally fine. Join the AH Crew as they watch The Other Side, a riveting zombie tale, starring Johnny Derp & Samuel L. Jacksoff.
The guys try out some new rules for the drinking game while watching the mediocre zombie thriller, Let There Be Zombies.
Your guess is as good as mine as to what's happening in this movie.
A small town high school is thrown into chaos as a Letterman-clad killer begins murdering any jock he can find! Join the AH crew as they watch Hell Town, a cock-choppin', cat-fightin' good time!
By the magic of racist voodoo Theater Mode is back from the dead with an all-new season...err, volume! This week the AH crew watch Zombie Croc, the spirtual sequel to the infamous Zombie Isle.
After moving into a halfway house full of a cast of kooky (and probably racist) characters, people begin to mysteriously dissappear. Join the AH crew as they endure the cinematic travesty, 3:33 A.M.
After his brother's mysterious disappearance, a man and his film crew search for his whereabouts in Happy Camp, CA, the stray cat and smoke farm capital of the world. Kick back and watch as the AH Crew drink their way through this week's film, Happy Camp.
Hey mon, ya mon, kick back and relax wit da AH crew as they peep the new flick, Death By VHS, an awful anthology that'll suck ya soul away, ja feel?
A man's wife goes missing in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. I'm sure she's totally fine. Join the AH Crew as they watch The Other Side, a riveting zombie tale, starring Johnny Derp & Samuel L. Jacksoff.
The guys try out some new rules for the drinking game while watching the mediocre zombie thriller, Let There Be Zombies.
Your guess is as good as mine as to what's happening in this movie.
A small town high school is thrown into chaos as a Letterman-clad killer begins murdering any jock he can find! Join the AH crew as they watch Hell Town, a cock-choppin', cat-fightin' good time!
Yee haw! It's the season premiere of Theater Mode y'all! Grab yer jar of 'shine and sit back with the AH fellers as they drink their way through the Troma "classic" Redneck Zombies!
A dangerous convict pulls a Shawshank and escapes imprisonment to wander the barren desert. Meanwhile, a group of scumbag teens take a trip to the same desert to throw beer and tell racist jokes, because that's what teens do. Join the AH crew as they watch After Dark in this week's Theater Mode!
A seductive succubus attempts to pit two best friends against each other in this cautionary tale about always keeping your Uzi on your mantle. Join the AH crew as they watch Def By Temptation in this week's Theater Mode!
Sup shitheads! *Heavy breathing* The AH guys sit down to watch L.A. Maniac this week. Yeah, it's pretty sick. It's a movie about a totally normal, attractive, and well adjusted guy just living life out in Hollywood. He definitely doesn't eat women's brains. *Heavy breathing*
*Chicken noises*
No homophobic propaganda here! Clark Kent, Paul Walker, Fergie and Stan Lee star in this wacky creature feature!
Ay! I'm walkin' here! And by "here" I mean Fantasy New Jersey, where this movie is apparently set. This movie's got everything: girls, dinosaurs, and a coupla guys bein' dudes!
What happens when 5 teenage girls have a sleepover with a few boys, a mountain of cocaine, and a serial killer? Turns out: a lot of dicks.
A three film horror anthology featuring biker-killing demons, evil puppets and a VCR made out of human flesh. Join the AH Crew for the wild ride that is In The Dark!
A wrongfully incarcerated woman must liberate her fellow inmates from a corrupt prison intent on manipulating and abusing them. Also there's lots of boobs and not a lot of bras.
This movie is like The Crow if there was less murder and more milk.
After finding a leprechaun in an empty beer bottle, a creepy young nerd is granted his wish to have a date with the girl he's been stalking.
Michael brings newborn Iris along to watch perhaps the worst possible film to bring a baby to.
Move over, Scream! In this low-quality precursor to the meta-horror hit, an alien lands on Earth to feast on a pack of horny teens and one boy must use his knowledge of horror movies to help them survive.
KA-BOO-KEE?? Follow dim-witted Detective Harry Griswald in his quest to murder every criminal in New York City with his newfound racist powers as Sgt. Kabukiman!
The buck-toothed animal ain't the only kind of beaver making an appearance in this flick, if you catch my drift. Eh? Eh? Ehhh?
Ho ho ho! Merry Holidaysnukkah! Please enjoy this gift from the AH crew to you! After being convicted of cannibalizing his expedition team, Alfred Packer, regals of what actually happened in an adventure involving Musical Numbers, Cyclops, and Samurai Native Americans.
Move over Mary Shelley, there's a new Frankenstein in town! Follow a group of teens that break into a wax museum to act out their sexual frustration only to find an legion of zombies. Also that Eastern European guy with the funny mustache might show up. What's his name?...Oh, Adam Kovic!
Remember that one blonde lady from Episode 3 of Theater Mode? Me neither, but she's in this episode too.There's a lot of creepy/kinky/murdery doll stuff, but it's essesntially a girl-next door movie, with a dash of Fifty Shades of Grey, and a hint of stabby knife play.
FISH!! Welcome to the 2018 Achievement Hunter Theater Mode Finishing Jamboree! Try putting that on a shirt. Seriously, try putting on a shirt. We need more merch ideas. Someone thought, you know what story hasn't been told in a while- The Most Dangerous Game. And then added fishing.
After Saint Blevin, drove the Polish children into the sea. St. Blevin's Day was erected in his honor. And the town rejoiced. However this town was known as Fear Town, and even worse, it was located in New Jersey. And in Fear Town, New Jersey, USA, strange things occur. Things like... Anorexic Ghosts, Real-life PUBG, strange long text acronyms, and the Devil himself- who writes for Jimmy Fallon.
A movie is defined as a story or event recorded by a camera as a set of moving images. This my friends is NOT what will be watching today. Today you will be watching Pot Zombies: A series of occurrences that can only be summarized as what a Jeff Sessions wet dream might look like. So join us with Vape Master, Lawrence Sonntag as we chase the dragon. Let’s fall off the wagon to shake hands with the Devil. We’ll ride the wave and trip the technicolor dreamscape. Far Out Man!
The AH Crew Watch A Nymphoid Barbarian In Dinosaur Hell
Our good buddy Lawrence dropped off a movie while he vaped his way through Pot Zombies. Prepare yourself for a movie with so much b-roll you’d think it was sponsored by Shutterstock. Seriously it happens so much, we made it a drinking rule. Follow a group of thirty-sev…I mean eighteen year olds as they fumble their way into a Nazi plan that involves combining Frankenstein and Hitler- yeah they really jumped the sharknado on this one.
Our good friend Rahul made a mistake. He decided he wanted to try out Theater Mode. Join the crew as they sit through a movie full of romance, daring, and action! Gang members, nuclear monsters, and wet (and dry) farts! It's Class Of Nuke 'Em High!
Bug! It's Matt Bragg's first Theater Mode so be sure to welcome him. After that, immediately scold him for wearing a green shirt on the show. I swear it’s amateur hour in here. Anyway, we got to kill all these monster bugs, because they got super smart from a chemical mix-up (whoops). But this time, the monsters can use guns, so someone really f-ed up.
In the world of Dragon Fury, there are 3 Rules.Rule #1: Dragon Fury is absolutely not a ripoff of Terminator 2. Rule #2: If you’re going to have a sword fight, you have to be shirtless. Rule #3: Time Travel = Getting Laid. It’s science. Only fools argue with science.
Join us for our test episode of Theater Mode AUX: where we bring the commentary and you bring the movie. You can find Deep Blue Sea on Netflix, and it is also easily rentable on iTunes, Google Play, YouTube or Amazon Prime.
This was filmed in front of a live audience on April 19th, 2018. Join us for our first taped episode of Theater Mode Live at the Alamo Drafthouse. The creators of La La Land saw Birdemic and thought they could totally rip it off. Then they saw the stellar production value of the bird attacks and decided to just stick to a story about how to make it in Hollywood story. Probably a safe bet.
We heard you liked giant robots, so here’s a special episode of Theater Mode AUX for the launch of gen:LOCK, AKA gen:LAUX. What’s Theater Mode AUX you say? AUX episodes are commentary only episodes, which means we being the comedy and you bring the movie. You can find Pacific Rim on popular streaming services like Amazon, YouTube or Google Play. So jump in your Jäger and watch along with us!
We heard you liked giant robots, so here’s another special episode of Theater Mode AUX for the launch of gen:LOCK, AKA gen:LAUX. What’s Theater Mode AUX you say? AUX episodes are commentary only episodes, which means we being the comedy and you bring the movie. You can find G-Saviour on YouTube and The Official Gundam Wiki. So grab your beam saber, jump into your mobile suit, and get ready to fight space nazis!
From the people that brought you The First Turn-On! comes a women’s equality baseball movie that’s like A League of Their Own- only sleazier. Watch as the full Achievement Hunter cast roots for the women in the big game, excpet Jeremy, who only wants the men to win, because he has a penis too. Who will come out on top…literally. So grab your balls, slide into second base, and find out what happens when the pitcher becomes the catcher!
You don’t need some fancy books, or goats blood, or Ryan Haywood to summon demons. Give a nerd a computer and a few magic words. Boom! You got a Fraternity Demon. And who says all demons are bad? Ok, maybe a thing called the Bible, but that’s not the point. This demon is now loose and all she wants to do is get these nerds to bone.
Before Water World or Dances with Wolves, Kevin Costner was in a raunchy films called, Sizzle Beach, USA. It’s as the old saying goes, “careers in acting begin and end in pornography”. And we can’t wait to see how his career ends. Join these young woman’s trip to the west coast in search of making it big, but that’s just a taste of all the plot in this movie. If anime has taught us anything it’s that PLOT is important. And oh boy does this film have PLOT. So much nudity- I mean PLOT.
It’s our season finale, but don’t worry we’ll be back sometime soon. If Alex Jones became a private detective, this would be his movie. Someone’s been framed for murder and it’s up to Jake Masters to find who it is, by humping everything that moves. Let me level with you here for a second…There’s A LOT going on here. It’s a detective movie, but it’s basically porn. OK. You’re about to watch a really long porno. You’ve been warned.
Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead
Welcome back to Tromaville! Join Jack, Geoff, and Ryan for the movie that started it all, The Toxic Avenger! Melvin was just a simple nerd, but after he gets exposed to toxic waste, he becomes The Toxic Avenger. And he’s here to not just clean up the streets, but pulverize, vaporize, and euthanize anyone that wishes to harm a citizen of Tromaville. Batman may not kill his enemies (most of the tile), but you can be damn sure that The Toxic Avenger does!
Say bon voyage Tromaville! Join Geoff, Ryan, Michael, and Jeremy on a tropical destination after a plane crash maroons a group of survivors. But there’s no Smoke Monster, just a band of Commies and Nazis that are threatening the Free World. Now it’s up to the passengers to battle the coalition of evil. So grab some ammo and a few snacks, because we’re going to war!
It’s Vegas, baby! Join Jack, Geoff, Ryan and Myatt on the last day of school with a group of mischievous student as they complete a list of bizarre tasks for their instructor. Failing to complete the tasks means they fail. So get ready for a weird one- hypnotism, aerosol viagra, mega-dongs, and a kinda racist drinking contest. It’s basically Revenge of The Nerds meets Troma.
Join Jack, Michael, Jeremy, and Ryan in this bonus episode of Theater Mode AUX, on their search for the reason behind making a movie about Doom. Bones and Dwayne “The Pebble” Johnson search for Gone Girl and try to uncover what bad CGI monster is doing to the people on Mars. What’s Theater Mode AUX? AUX episodes are commentary only episodes, which means we bring the comedy and you bring the movie. You can find Doom (Theatrical Version) on popular streaming services like Amazon Prime, YouTube, Google Play, or iTunes.