Meet Gayle Waters-Waters.

After getting covered in car grease while cutting Peggy Gausmann's brakes, Gayle struggles to unload all her groceries in one trip.

After waking up covered head to toe in Hollandaise sauce, Gayle races against time to make it to the evening screening of War Horse.

Gayle becomes increasingly suspicious The Mothers Against Roadhead members are secretly conspiring to burgle her 200 pound chest of couscous.

Concerned that her daughter Terry isn't suitably prepared for the SATs, Gayle decides to take them in her place.

Worried that Bonnie will see her in a moment of weakness, Gayle tries to kayak away from her problems.

After learning that Ira needs a palate expander, Gayle and Bonnie race to Dr. Bruce's office.

Ira has his appointment with Dr.Bruce, it's Gayle's birthday, and Bonnie rescues a dog.

Bonnie peeps on Gayle's granola recipe.

I don't know because it was banned in my country.

Gayle needs beach towels.

Bonnie sends a family photo in to the local newspaper, Gayle can't deal with it.

Gayle and Bonnie make a horrible discovery.

Gayle learns of the Ivy League "common app," which enables an applicant to submit to multiple Ivy schools all in one fell swoop. She becomes obsessed with the app, until she hears from Bonnie that Brendan (bleugh!) will be using the UNcommon app.

Gayle and Terry go undercover at the mall to recover the common app.

Bonnie does her best to sabotage Gayle's luncheon with a store-bought pie.

Gayle tries to impress young couples from the New Development.

Gayle forms a support group for survivors of interactions with invasively playful Trader Joe's cashiers.

Gayle fears she'll have to enter witness protection after she discovers that DAVE! and his friend Mark have been going behind her back scampering into the Hundred-Acre Wood to brush their teeth with Piglet.

After the Town Meeting disaster, Gayle tries to start over at the beach.