TJ Miller gets extremely raw as he shares the story of the time he had a seizure and met his first "proxy."

Ari Shaffir goes a little overboard with the drugs at a UFC fight.

Sean Patton tells the story of the time he managed to get gay bashed.

Julia Lillis talks about the time she went to the ends of the earth for true love. Or something like it.

Kyle Kinane almost goes out in the most disappointing way possible.

Harley Morenstein tells the story of the time he got really jacked up on mysterious drugs.

While on a trip to Germany, Jon Huck manages to lose most of his clothes.

Joey Diaz explains the link between a neighborhood cat and getting clean.

Tom Segura returns home from college for the first time and ends up in the emergency room.

Doug Benson gets drunk, wins a dance contest and then gives everyone a real show.

The Walsh Brothers tell the story of the a touching moment of Boston civic pride.

When she was young, Jackie Clarke lacked a personal sense of style, which was occasionally an obstacle.

Ari Shaffir learns the importance of following directions after he spends some time at a strip club.

Ari Shaffir's high school trip to Israel descends into violence.

Big Jay Oakerson watches a lady completely blow her top.

Joe Rogan finds some down-home entertainment.

Kurt Braunohler gets into a tight squeeze with a DJ.

Moshe Kasher tries to clean up his act for a more conservative audience.

Joey Diaz couldn't have been more thrilled about watching his stepfather fight a taxi driver.

A fun night out in Louisiana quickly turns into a confusing nightmare for David Koechner.

What was supposed to be a fun day-trip to Tijuana quickly becomes Trevor Moore's worst nightmare.

Fortune Feimster travels abroad to expand her horizons and ends up with a terrible haircut.

Steve Rannazzisi brings his friends on stage to tell a sordid tale from Ari Shaffir's past.

Jeff Dye reveals how became the new owner of an NFL Pro Bowl jersey.

Kumail Nanjiani comes up with a three-step plan to become one of the cool kids at his high school.

Ari Shaffir experiences the rite of passage that every L.A. comic must endure: a trip to Mexico with Bobby Lee.