Among other gems, a considerate Alan does some house sitting, Drive-by Abuser gives golfers some helpful advice, and the Flies discuss children parties and dinner with Michael Winner.

Drive-by Abuser takes to the road, and the humble roundabout falls under his critical gaze. Elsewhere, Alan prepares a caravan of hate for his long-suffering family.

Train commuters have a big reason for being late when a gigantic passenger disrupts service; planets in the solar system engage in gangster-style braggadocio.

The Drive-by Abuser disrupts a peaceful picnic; stalkers imbibe brain-boosting drinks and confront international scientists.

Alan makes last-minute alterations to a couple's wedding-day plans; the Drive-by Abuser heaps some on a pair of lovers.

The Flies discuss Jeremy Irons and Paula Radcliffe; the Drive-by Abuser hurls some vitriol across the channel.

The great British public speak their tiny minds in British Topical Mouth-Off. And the astronauts struggle with their diet in Space Argument. Adult humour and strong language

Alan falls in love with his therapist, with predictably disastrous consequences. Meanwhile, there are more close encounters of the absurd kind in Space Argument. Adult humour and very strong language

The Flies have a philosophical discussion about mortality, the Astronauts have a zero-gravity industrial accident, and the master of pie-chi gives a far from zero-gravity demonstration of his martial art. Adult humour and very strong language

Victorian Citizens Advice goes back in time to reveal the total stupidity of our ancestors, and the Flies encounter a flash continental cousin Adult humour and strong language

Amongst other cartoon capers, Alan tries some regressive therapy. Before too long, the regression turns into aggression... Adult humour and very strong language

Drive-by Abuser turns his unwanted attention to cruise ships, a barbecue goes horribly wrong - and an office worker demands a rise for stopping smoking Adult humour and strong language