Kissing Bearded Men, Knowing How to Cook like a lady

Spending time in Bible Class, Not becoming a zookeeper, Buying a Yacht

Being on Australia's Stamps, Not giving Les Patterson enough stage time

Stealing as a child, Wanting to be a Breakdancer, His early television appearances, saying Sir Cliff Richard had just committed suicide on live television.

The comedienne recalls her ambitions to be a classical actress, and the criticism she received in her previous career from Ian McKellen and Judi Dench

His time in a Private School in Ipswich, A Gig he did at the Royal Albert Hall, Not being in a Rock band, becoming fat