Trisha opens the show telling us why she thought it was time to move from ITV to five, and we meet a woman whos afraid to come out of the house after her husband leaving her, later in the show Matthew Wright(of Five's The Wright Stuff and The Wright Stuff Extra) tells Trisha about how he and his girlfriend have suffered with her cancer. Trisha also hears some of the audience members who are also featured in the opening credits sequence, storys.

Focusing on Teens wanting to become models, from different points of view, including a girl whos 15 years old and wants to be a glamour model and her supporting mother , a Childs Make-up party specialist, a 14 year old girl who wants to be a model and whose mum doesn't support her and the editor of Bliss Magazine.

Including Jason from Big Brother 5 talking about how he met up with his natural mum for the first time after he was evicted and a woman who found her brother and a man who found his brother-both the woman and man didn't know about these siblings. Theirs also a reunion between daughter and father at the end of the show.

Sylvia can't live with her man, can't live without him. She recently ended their six-year relationship due to a lack of affection, but he has since showered her with gifts. Should she take him back? And Steve is worried that his girlfriend's glamour modelling ambitions will split them up.

Andrew describes how seventeen years of married bliss were shattered. And Raquel discusses how she walked out on a 9-to-5 job to become a dancer.

Trisha meets people who often suffer the prejudice of others, including a white witch, a post-op transsexual, Goths and a pair of pixies.

Trisha meets women who feel a slave to their hormones. Nina says her newborn baby made her feel suicidal. Menopausal Karen's mood-swings are threatening her marriage. He wants the mood swings to stop. And Lisa I'Anson discusses her PMT.

Forbes had a child at 48 but now fears for the future. David thinks it's unfair for parents to have children when they should be collecting their pension. Shirley is 43 and has thirteen kids and says she's not going to stop there! And when 50-year-old Carol's daughter died, Carole decided she was too old to bring up her grandchildren ? so she put them up for adoption.

We meet Jonathan Shalit manager of Big Brovaz and Jamelia, who judges the appearances of Ben, Kevin and Kevin all boyband hopefuls. He watches their renditions of Ronan Keating's ,""Life Is a Rollercoaster"". They debate different areas of being in a boyband. We then meet Gareth who was going to be on the show for that reason, until the night before the show was recorded, realising the reality. He's holding auditions for 2 more members with his best friend Lyndon the following day. We then meet Simon and his mum, Simon was in a boyband but had very big problems with his manager. Trisha then interviews ex-boyband members Matt Johnson and Nathan Moore and discovers were being in a boy-band has now landed them!

Your Valentine's card analysed. Trisha tries to help 58-year-old Janet find love after years being single. Maureen has been engaged to Frank for 28 years, but has no plans to marry. After turning him down over a hundred times, gave partner Darren the surprise of his life. And Jill married Pete where they first met at their local supermarket.

We hear from Stephen and Phil, who have struggled to adjust from nights on the town to nights in changing nappies. Alani became a stay-at-home dad after meeting older partner Darenda but they are often arguing and Darenda often threatens to leave and take the family with her.

A look at the ways people suffer from how they appear or think they appear. Including an interview with retired athlete Tessa Sanderson.

We meet people who's lifes were turned upside down when they found out their family's secrets.

What do men really think about women? Today men say where they think women are going wrong! John McCririck says that the most important thing in a woman is the size of her breasts. Dr Gary Wood says it's time we moved on from the old fashioned theory that men are from mars and women are from Venus and just get on with it! And male model Quintin let us know what he looks for in a lady.

When does a bit of 'rock and roll' turn into a lasting addiction that could potentially kill? Former boyband star Brian Harvey explains how one stupid off-the-cuff remark ended his career. Sheena found out that her 15-year-old son Neil was a drug dealer. Ten years on she still won't let him through her front door until he's proven he's off the drugs. Will Neil pass a drugs test?

Trisha helps couples who aren't getting enough from their relationship.

All our guests today admit they can be free with their fists. Jean's fiery moods have got so bad that one of her daughters has not spoken to her for two years. Minty wants to tell Donna that unless she learns to cut the clashes, their friendship is in trouble! Julie admits to having head butted her husband. He forgives her, claiming they have a volatile relationship. Is he just encouraging the explosions?

Today we'll be meeting the men who became mums, we'll make over the man who wants to look more like a lady and the eighteen-year-old desperate to come out of the closet. 61-year-old Elen (who is also Alan) wants to give her transgender friend a transformation. When Louise was 10-years-old her dad became her mum, Sarah. Then, Sarah went on to meet Lee who then became Kate? which left Louise with two mums.

Bev is about to propose to toyboy lover Gabriel but she doesn't know if Gabriel's dad John will approve - John is her ex-lover who suspects he, not his son, is the father of her twins. Becky was duped into believing her boyfriend was a rich footballer. And Steven was dumped shortly after agreeing to a vasectomy.

It's Mother's Day this weekend and it's International Woman's Day on Tuesday - Trisha celebrates by holding a ?Mum in a Million? show. Sharon and Kathy are living their single parent lives to the full. Valerie's daughter is about to launch her solo singing career. Marie's son's is living proof that she's a star. Zena's daughter has some surprise guests for her. Plus the show's Housewife Hunk.

Are you putting your children's well being before that of your relationship? Jennie and Mark are struggling to cope with triplets. Gemma wants more out of life than being a 'stay at home mum'. And Janice says partner Les is leaving her to look after their house and their nine kids on her own.

Relationships that just aren't working out are focused on today.

Joy and Keith's love of S and M keeps them happy. Dan and Cara have swapped the high life for the simple life. And Ken's partner believes she was abducted by aliens.

How can parents teach their kids manners if they've never been taught themselves? 34-year-old Tony says his 22-year-old girlfriend is too childish. But they met when she was still at school, and he was the school bus driver! Dan says partner Kat's temper and childish ways are so bad he'll to leave if she doesn't 'grow up'.

Grown up-kids confront the parents who dumped them. Richard and his twin brothers meet dad Frank for a second time. Shaun was looked after by a family friend whilst his mum worked as a hostess. He last saw her 25 years ago after she left to run off to Egypt to get married! Emily's mother took the family furniture and disappeared ? what happened?

Sarah is addicted to bad boy lovers. Paul is good at pulling women, but bad at keeping hold of them. David weighs almost thirty stone and is thirty grand in debt. He says it's almost impossible for him to seduce women unless he pays them.

Last year, a study found that men reported symptoms of PMS like emotional instability, low sex drive, fatigue and poor concentration more often than women - and named it Irritable Male Syndrome. We meet women who all say their partners are grumpy gits. They want their men to lighten up and live a little.

Are you getting what you want between the sheets? This edition discusses the female orgasm. Meet some very brave couples who are here to get some expert help and advice ? you never know, you might just learn something!

In the second look-back at Trisha's favourite shows of the series so far she looks back at episode 12, The Well Womans Club, from her bathroom. She says that you can see she's an ordinary person when all the make-up comes off...

Trisha Looks Back from her Lounge as... ...we meet Gary who is unable to give his partner Davina children due to having a visectamay. He says that he's useless as a partner and is also told this by Davina.Davina says that she'll accept Gary as he is with or without children, She says she'll stay with him because whenever she wants something he gets her it. Cindy doesn't think her partner is ready to have a baby with her, she is abused by her partner Lee who is very violent and paralysed down his right side. She says she stays with him because she loves him. Trisha then meets Lee who thought that by now he would be engaged and fathering children with Cindy.Lee runs off the stage, Trisha follows him he tells her that he ran off because he thinks he's lost Cindy, someone he really doesn't want to lose. Finally we meet Elaine who says her daughter Tracey is acting aged 90 instead of 19. Tracey's sister who's also with her, agrees. Trisha discovers she acts so old because she had got enga

Trisha looks back as... ...we meet Vicky who tells Trisha about her life, she admits to being fat but she's happy about it, leading a healthy life and eating healthy food. We then meet Professor Arthur a author who has had a book about the history of beauty published. He says that if you don't fit into the perfect beautiful person catalogue then theirs no point at you trying to be a celebrity or doing the job you wish. We then meet 61 year old Mary who is concerned about her daughter Sharon, aged 35 who won't live to be her age because of her weight problem. She has tried voicing her worries but Sharon doesn't listen. We then meet Sharon, Trisha asks Sharon if she wants to lose weight, she says yes but only if she was working one-to-one with someone, Trisha brings on fitness expert Adam Ashford who is going to work with Sharon to help her lose the weight. Then to Margaret who is worried that her 19 year old son Jonathan, isn't trying to lose weight even though he's being told he's go

Trisha Looks back as... ...we meet Jonathan Shalit manager of Big Brovaz and Jamelia, who judges the appearances of Ben, Kevin and Kevin all boyband hopefuls. He watches their renditions of Ronan Keating's ,""Life Is a Rollercoaster"". They debate different areas of being in a boyband. We then meet Gareth who was going to be on the show for that reason, until the night before the show was recorded, realising the reality. He's holding auditions for 2 more members with his best friend Lyndon the following day. We then meet Simon and his mum, Simon was in a boyband but had very big problems with his manager. Trisha then interviews ex-boyband members Matt Johnson and Nathan Moore and discovers were being in a boy-band has now landed them!

Trisha looks back from her living room as... ...we meet Zanobia who can't get her daughter Zara to accept her new relationship with Michael. Michael says he is fed up of Zara trying to break them up.Zara says shes like this because shes scared Michael, will hit her mum, like he has done before. I was A Mistress for 13 Years We meet Anne, who tells Trisha what life as a mistress to a man that ended up lying to her, was like and how he ended up leaving his three kids with her. Leanne, Anne's daughter-in-law says that she just wants to see Anne happy again. My Choice of Men has left me Broken Then to Sarah, who tells Trisha how the husband, she was madly in love with, left her. Her son, Simon tells her how proud he is of her to come onto the show today. They decide that for Sarahs sake they need to get A life!

British marriage and divorve rates are both up. proving that while we're keen to walk down the aisle, we're reluctant to stick at it when the going gets tough. Rosemary threatens to divorce chip addict husband Graeme. Sharon and Jonathan disclose whether four weeks of expert advice has helped them lose weight. And Winnie threatens to end her 50-year marriage unless hubby stops drinking.

Michelle's daughter describes how her mum's Campaign for Change is going. Landlady Bernie says her friend's desperation turns men off. Isobel nominates Anne for the Britain's Best Family Friend competition. And Julie says she simply never sees her husband. She's worried her marriage to Paul will end in divorce if they don't start talking on the show today.

Trisha Looks back at this episode were Bev is about to propose to toyboy lover Gabriel but she doesn't know if Gabriel's dad John will approve - John is her ex-lover who suspects he, not his son, is the father of her twins. Becky was duped into believing her boyfriend was a rich footballer. And Steven was dumped shortly after agreeing to a vasectomy.

Jodie Marsh helps three women who say they're fed up of being in loveless marriages. She also helps the men and has a special surprise for the women when she brings them back on stage.

What do men really think about women? Today men say where they think women are going wrong!

What happened to the stars on our favourite childhood programmes? We meet the man behind Orville the Duck, Keith Harris who has suffered broken marriages, alcoholism and debt. Then Kim, former member of 80's duo Mel and Kim, discusses sister Mel's death from cancer and the transition of being a pop duo to a solo star. Then former Grange Hill and Eastenders star Michelle Gayle says how she chose family over fame.

A recent report says that if you have a good argument it can make us happy. Today a ""argument analyser"" will put guests' arguments to the test. Kathleen and Catherine are a mother and daughter who say they've had just about enough of each other. Theft, lies, table dancing and catfights, They've been through it all. But, does all the shouting mean a closer bond or a more distant chance of ever being happy?

A man with a bad reputation can be a bit of a turn-on, just like the guests on todays show. They include Lord Brocket from ""I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here!"" and Abu Hamza who isn't everybody's ideal choice for a lifelong partner. But, today Julia says she's hooked on the one-eyed terrorist suspect. Finally Young Dan got off with a 52-year-old woman, he says how his mates reacted.

Todays Experts Style Gurus Nick and Brendan are on the show today to help out todays guests problems.Grace is saving for a facelift to fulfill her fantasy of becoming a fifties sex siren, will Nick and Brendan help? Bernie says her best friend Colleen used to be effervescent, outgoing and electric but not any more, lets see if Nick and Brendan can get to the bottom of her problems.Next we meet Ellen who says daughter Debbie has gone from fit and fantastic to fat and frumpy! How will Debbie react? Finally today we meet Denise who needs help with her work-shy husband.