Albert is advised to find a friend of his own age, and decides to visit an old pal. Unfortunately his old friend has just died, and Albert ends up at the funeral, and he resolves to make arrangements for his own passing...

Albert feigns illness to get out of helping with the spring cleaning. A medical student is called upon to teach him a lesson he won't forget...

Albert and Ethel are celebrating their 45th anniversary, and he intends to buy her a diamond ring. Unfortunately, times have changed, and Albert's £50 budget won't go very far...

Albert is still trying to find something useful to do with his new-found days of leisure, but tries to resist Ethel's persuasion that he joins the local over-60s club...

Albert is offered a job as a gardener. Though he claims to have green fingers, in fact he knows almost nothing about gardening....

Albert and Ethel are shocked when their son Billy (Kevin Lloyd) tells them that he and his family are emigrating to Australia. Albert takes it very badly indeed...

Albert and Ethel take a day trip to out-of-season Blackpool.

Albert, outside in the dark wearing only pyjamas to investigate the crash of a milk bottle, finds himself locked out of the house...

Albert meets old flame Lily Higgins and proves that there's no fool like an old fool! Ethel gets suspicious, and eventually finds him with his trousers down...

Albert seizes the opportunity to give Norman some very unhelpful advice about women...

Albert and Ethel visit their daughter in Manchester and are shocked to find that she is living with her boyfriend.

When a small insurance policy pays out some cash, Albert and Ethel decide to have the holiday of a lifetime...

Ethel and Albert are back from holiday, and she decides they both need to go on a diet. She craftily bets Albert a week's pension that he'll give in first...

Albert and Ethel learn that their street is due to be demolished to make way for a bypass...