Randy & Ralph's first therapy session is with Dr. Arielle Allen, a self-promoting shrink who's more interested in selling her self-help book "Nothing's Broke Till You Fix It" than saving their crippled relationship.

Their second session is with Dr. Benjamin Benet, a bite-sized psychologist who practices his own technique: "Couch Therapy."

Their third shrink is Dr. Joelle Jarrard. She's a seven foot tall, whispery child psychologist who favors Randy and pushes Ralph to a psychotic breakdown.

Dr. Chaka Caplan's touchy-freely calm approach goes out the window as Ralph and Randy turn her into a screaming, hand clapping shrew.

Fed up, Randy and Ralph consult Wendell Ward, a frazzled, inept divorce mediator to divvy up their belongings, which includes their fake baby and dog Bodhi-tree.

After a court orders Randy to appear, they are forced to meet humorless, exasperated IRS Agent, Harvey Hamilton. Randy finds out Ralph doesn't understand simple math.

After Randy and Ralph do a disastrous "Go Fund Yourself" campaign, they moronically decide to rob a bank (a la "Dog Day Afternoon") to pay off their debt, and wind up in the slammer.

Ralph & Randy are thrown in jail after attempting to rob a Wells Fargo to get enough money to get away from each other. Only to be thrown in the same cell to stop the other inmates from killing them in their sleep.

Randy's father (who Ralph insists in the Mafia) asks a district attorney for a favor he can't refuse. Randy realizes he has a sex tape of the D.A. and himself. Randy's parents blackmail the D.A. and the boys get released on a technically. Exiting the jail, they fight and separate.

After loosing everything Randy's "not-in-the-mafia-parents" secure an apt. in the LGBTQ Center, with the stipulation: he must to be a couple. Our entitled, self-obsessed "power couple" are back together & find it VERY challenging to adjust to their low-end, neighbors, rules & claustrophobic efficiency. They start Puppet Therapy & meet the LGBTQ manager, Katt Kentucky & the sexy Chef, Eduardo.

Ralph and Randy are getting mani pedi's from the young "They's" instead of mentoring them. Katt reads them the riot act. Ralph's mother Goldie has a flirtation with Katt.

Ralph comes home from his dream job at Wig World to find Randy having sex with a hot guy. At Wig Therapy we find out Randy was hired by Raja to be Ralph's boss. Ralph quits and gets a new job with a sexy chef in the kitchen at the LGBTQ Center named Edwardo.

Back in Work Out Therapy we find out how Ralph and Randy first met at Studio One. Which are two totally versions of the same night. Later they bond over all the tricks that are dead or dead to them. The Rosebud murders make headlines.

Randy sincerely tries to mentor No-No as Ralph prepares for his "date" or first day working in the kitchen. No-No comes on Randy, Edwardo comes onto Ralph and Randy witnesses the intimacy and aggressively comes onto Edwardo. Let the games begin.

It's the dance of "couple death" for our unlikely Heros, Ralph and Randy. They have a real-life "Who's Afraid Of Virgina Wolf?" knock down, dragged out fight. They re-hash every injustice Ralph has ever felt as Randy falls of the wagon.