In his first letter home, Albert weaves his tales by telling his mother that he stayed in a hotel, all expenses paid and followed that by interviewing for a high-powered job which he got with ease. The truth is very different.

Albert has finished an intensive training course and he is now a Confectionery Marketing Consultant to the trade. Armed with advice from Mr Strain he goes out and makes his first sale - and gets a date!

It's all go for Albert as he is made a "Knight of the Road" in his sales job with the opportunity of a company car - a real bonus for a 24 year old.

Albert becomes a knight in shining armour when he is called upon to help a motorist in distress ... if only he could have foreseen the consequences of his actions!

When his company runs a competition to find an employee to feature in a television commercial, Albert can't resist entering and has dreams of stardom.

Albert's mother would certainly not approve of his new long hair and, even worse, he has been suspended from work and the factory has come out on strike!

With Mother's day approaching, Albert is full of cold and feeling sorry for himself. But, when he is tucked up in bed, his first concern has to be the phantom figure outside, who looks a lot like his boss and is wanting to teach him a lesson!

When he pays a visit to a factory up North, Albert becomes a hit with the girls on the shop floor. So much so that it affects production but Albert tells the workers that he belongs with them - his manager has other ideas!

It's a bitter sweet moment for Albert when his best friend, Ian, comes to stay with him in London. He is an instant hit with his girlfriend and her mother - and even his boss takes a shine to him as well!

Albert has a date and, having been inspired by the 'Galloping Gourmet', he decides he is going to cook the meal himself. A nice candlelit supper, couldn't be easier?

On a flight to Glasgow, Albert imagines all kinds of adventures that could befall him - in the style of James Bond. But the flight is quite normal except he lands the air-hostess .. and the sack!

Albert has been sacked after his latest indiscretion had been witnessed by the managing director. He tells his fiancée and she promptly hands his ring back - the future looks bleak for Albert.