Ronnie Cordova just wants to get something to eat but fate has other plans.

Ronnie still just wants something to eat and fate still has other plans. Can our hero live after meeting the hideous Chum-Chum?

Ronnie still doesn’t get to eat, in fact he dies...so there.

Ronnie Cordova is drinking margaritas poolside when a gang of Frogmen attack him. He defeats dozens of the frogmen intruders and comes face to face with the Frogmen's leader (Jon Heder) after he emerges from Cordova's pool and births a doppelgänger (Dan Heder, in a parody of The Manitou), The Manitou Frogmen knock Cordova into the pool and mock him by telling him they have killed his master, but Cordova replies that it was only his master's clone. The Frogmen nearly drown Cordova, but he is saved when Doug Jones (played by himself) impales both frogmen with wooden stakes.