Featuring a student who has trapped his testicles under a 60kg gearbox; a pole dancer who's fallen off her pole and on to her head; a golfer who's smashed the ball straight into his girlfriend's teeth; and a man who has fallen into an industrial cement mixer.

Features a fisherman whose tackle is put in danger when an anchor is swung into his groin; surgeons operating on a five-year-old to remove some life-threatening lego from his nose; and a boy who ended up with toes on his hands after a freak bouncy castle accident.

Featuring a man who has a slip with his scissors while undertaking some 'pubic topiary', an oil rig worker airlifted from the North Sea when he swallows a toothpick and a victim of 'frozen food injury'. Plus, bloodsucking leeches are stuffed into a woman's mouth to keep alive her transplanted tongue.

There's an angler with a lead fishing weight buried inside his eye socket; a bout of arm wrestling which snaps one man's upper limb like a twig; a party animal whose night on the town has left him with a hole in his head; and a man who severs his spine but who walks out of hospital six weeks later.

There's a circus dwarf who superglues his penis to a hoover and a shoemaker who stitches up her thumb.

A gymnast literally falls head over heels for a girl, a vet is attacked by a cat while performing a particularly delicate procedure and a man is gored by a bullock. Plus, proof that beer can be bad for you comes in the form of a barman with an injured foot.

There's a boy who walked around for six weeks not knowing a pencil had punctured his lung; a prized pooch who breaks his owner's nose; a man whose ear is bitten off in a fight; and a patient whose body is engulfed by giant red spots. Plus a builder who has to be rescued from scaffolding after a slip up with breezeblocks splits his knee.

There are turkey traumas and a run-in with a reindeer as Christmas comes to the casualty department. Plus, a builder who nail-guns his finger to a wall; a farmer who 'de-gloves' his hand after a slip with a power tool; a clubber keen to carry on partying after falling off her own shoes and; the true meaning of Hasselhoff.

A man whose nostrils are packed to bursting point with bandages and has to have the stuffing extracted, a housewife who has stitched up her husband's arm with a needle and thread and no anaesthetic, and a dog walker who has a finger pulled off after getting it caught in a lead. Plus, how surgeons saved a man impaled on a fence post.

A teenager who has literally shot himself in the foot; a walker bitten by an adder, Britain's only venomous snake; a woman left with her heel hanging off after trying to manoeuvre a boat with her foot; and a jogger struck by huge bolt of lightning conducted through the crucifix around his neck.

A man with bizarre ballooning lips; a frustrated farmer with an obliterated knee, courtesy of a runaway sheep; and a mechanic who has carved up his finger in a car fan belt. Plus, the stomach-churning story of a DIY enthusiast who nearly died after excavating his intestines with an angle grinder.

A man bitten by his landlord; a toddler attacked by a deckchair; a butcher who's made mincemeat of his own thumb. Plus the astonishing story of a woman whose eye was devoured by a flesh eating bug.

A teenager who has superglued her fingers together applying false nails, a granny who mangled her ankle after moshing in church, and a DIY enthusiast whose attempt at woodwork turned into the East Anglian Chainsaw Massacre. Plus a schoolboy skewered on a flagpole.

Includes a supermarket worker who has sliced off his fingertip and brought it to casualty in a carrier bag; a toddler who has hidden cash in his gullet for three months; and a carpet fitter knocked out after accidentally inhaling too much aerosol adhesive. Plus, a freak accident with a cow leaves a farmer with her jaw hanging off.

Features a women's rugby rout that lands a scrumful of players in casualty; a health and safety instructor with a hole in his head after walking into a car door; and a chef who serves pizza with a fingertip topping after an accident with a meat slicing machine. Plus, the shop fitter who had a two-metre steel rod plunge from the ceiling into his eye and who needed firemen in the operating theatre to get it out.

Features an agricultural lecturer who was poked in the eye by a knife covered in cow dung; a taxi driver left with a broken wrist after slipping on vomit left by a passenger; and a door glazer who shot himself in the finger with a nail gun. Plus, a man saved by surgeons after accidentally hacking his head in half with an angle grinder.

Features a butcher impaled on a meat hook, a woman who has broken her hip while killing a wasp and a gardener undergoing emergency surgery to salvage fingers lacerated by a lawnmower. Plus, how medics saved a man who was scalped after getting his hair caught in an industrial lathe.

Features a pig handler landed in casualty after being charged by a sow; a trumpeter who takes off the top of his finger in a bike chain; and a pensioner who is a sight for sore eyes after accidently using Olbas Oil instead of eye drops. Plus, a man whose scalp was shaved off in a car crash and how surgeons saved him by blowing up his head with balloons.

Featuring a man who accidentally barbecued his own buttocks; a builder impaled through the thigh on a metre-long metal pole; and a footballer wheeled in with his kneecap facing the wrong way. Plus, how surgeons successfully reattached a farmer's severed arm by first stitching it into his crotch, and medical professionals confess the most bizarre and outrageous cases they've ever been confronted with in casualty.

Featuring a driver run over by the breakdown man sent to repair his car; a schoolgirl injured playing Wii tennis; and a man whose testicles required treatment after being squashed in a motorbike crash. Plus, how surgeons rebuilt a sailor's shattered skull by peeling off his face.

Featuring a teenager who stepped on a red-hot four-inch nail; a woman injured after punching her partner in her sleep; and a lumberjack who sliced into his own arm with a chainsaw. Plus, how medics saved a woman impaled on razor-sharp railings. And medical professionals confess the most bizarre and outrageous cases they have ever been confronted with in casualty.

Featuring a rugby player with a finger bent 90 degrees the wrong way; a group of students scorched by an exploding bonfire; a driver who fell flat on her face chasing her runaway car; and a DIY enthusiast who lopped off the top of his thumb with a circular saw. Plus, how skilled surgeons saved the shredded leg of a farmer mown down by a combine harvester.

Featuring a clubber crushed by a nightclub speaker; a teenager with a bulbous boil caused by a rubbing bra strap; and a schoolgirl with a piece of toy train track trapped on her finger. Plus, how surgeons repaired and rejuvenated a cyclist's face after the skin was ripped off in a freak fall.

Featuring a schoolboy smacked in the eye by a toilet doorknob, a student with a needle embedded in her leg and a man who accidentally immersed his hand in boiling hot tar. Plus, how a gardener lost a leg in a horror lawnmower accident and surgeons rebuilt his lacerated hand using parts of the severed foot.

A man's karate chop ends with his thumb bone poking out through the skin; a teenager preparing for a date passes out; and a charity worker ends up with a squashed foot after a colleague drove over it. Plus the extraordinary surgery that saved the life of a boat captain after an anchor catapulted into his face.

Includes a woman wounded trying to kill a flea with a pair of pliers; a panto dame with an enormous elbow swelling; and a man whose leg has burst open like a Christmas cracker after falling out of the loft trying to retrieve decorations. Plus, how pioneering surgeons fitted an injured motorcyclist with a bionic bottom, and medical professionals confess the most bizarre and outrageous cases they've ever been confronted with in casualty.

Includes a schoolgirl with a sewing machine needle embedded in her finger, a go-karter left with a hole in his leg after a crash and a man who has sawed his fingertips off trying to prune a bush. Plus, how surgeons saved a man impaled on an industrial-sized corkscrew.

Includes a pheasant hunter who survives being shot in the head; a schoolboy with a broken elbow after a trampoline dare goes wrong; and a ten-year-old who has stapled his own finger. Plus, how skilled surgeons saved two lives after a heavily pregnant singer was impaled on a 5ft microphone stand.

Includes a cook left with bulbous blisters after spilling roast potato fat all over her arms; a schoolboy who has ripped open his armpit falling out of a tree; and a cheerleader injured after being dropped during an airborne manoeuvre. Plus, the two microlight pilots who crashed after a freak nosedive from a thousand feet and how surgeons rebuilt their shattered bones, and medical professionals confess the most bizarre and outrageous cases they have ever been confronted with in casualty.

A schoolboy cuts his head open after falling on a flower pot; a decorator lacerates his leg after trapping it in a stepladder; a boy gets a peanut stuck in his ear trying to perform a magic trick; and a woman is left with a hugely swollen knee after slipping while running for a bus. Plus, how surgeons saved the flattened foot of a bin man run over by a dustcart, and medical professionals confess the most bizarre and outrageous cases they have ever been confronted with in casualty.

We meet a man who superglued a tiny top hat to his head; a patient who has been suffering with a nosebleed for a week; and a couple whose wedding day ended in surgery rather than matrimony after a bizarre motorbike accident. Plus, the Texan barber who survived a near-fatal attack by a swarm of more than 2,000 killer bees, and medical professionals confess the oddest and most outlandish cases they have been confrontred with in casualty.

Featuring the American couple who nearly died from bubonic plague on a holiday to New York; a student who was struck dumb after she yawned so wide that she dislocated her jaw; and a model plane enthusiast whose hand was shredded by the propellers on one of his mini flying machines. Plus, a staff member ends up with a super-sized pout after a bizarre allergic reaction.

Featuring a woman who was injured when her boyfriend dropped a turnip on her foot; a retail assistant whose eyelid was ripped in half when she smashed face-first into the end of a clothes rail; a man with a fly-fishing hook stuck in his nose; and a schoolboy who swallowed a pound coin. Plus, we head down under to meet the New Zealander who survived being crushed by a leaping, half-tonne dolphin.

Featuring a woman who had a life-threatening allergic reaction to a Halloween mask; a carpenter who arrived with two of his fingers on ice after he cut through his hand with a circular saw; a six-year-old with a piece of lego stuck in his nostril; and an art student who had sewn a needle straight through the end of her finger. Plus, how doctors in the US saved a skateboarder with severe head injuries by putting bits of his skull into deep freeze.

Featuring a toddler with his favourite bath toy stuck on the end of his finger; a carpenter who nearly severed his own hand after a momentary slip with a chop saw; a teenager whose tumble into a quarry ended with him getting a stick stuck in his head; and a man who arrived with his finger at a right angle after he fell and dislocated it on the way to the pub. Plus, how surgeons rebuilt a New Zealand forest worker's shattered skull by peeling back his face, and medical professionals confess the oddest and most outlandish things they've been confronted with in casualty.

Featuring a schoolboy who needed stitches after a bizarre joyride in an old lady's shopping trolley; a woodsman who ripped open his wrist with a machete; and a teenager who needed treatment after being terrorised by a terrier; and surgeons operating on a man after the metal plate on his collar bone popped out of his left shoulder. Plus, we meet the Norwegian adventurers who, on an Arctic expedition, were attacked in their sleep by a deadly polar bear.

Featuring a girl who split her head open after some ballroom dancing on a bouncy castle, a Bradford rag and bone man who carved into his hand with a Stanley knife, and an equestrian emergency after a horse-lover is trampled by her own pony and has to have a prosthetic implant put in her shoulder. Plus, the story of how a man in America became the first person ever to have a successful hand transplant, after losing his left hand in a freak firework accident.

Featuring a man who stabbed himself in the leg after using a carving knife as a mic during an impromptu karaoke performance; a woman who nearly lost her fingers when she mangled her hand in a printing machine; a plumber whose massive reaction to a wasp sting left him covered in bizarre blotches; and a toddler with a staple stuck in her gum. Plus, how surgeons used part of a man's ear to mend his mouth after his jaw was decimated in a catastrophic car crash.

Featuring a man who needed urgent treatment to save his sight after cement dust exploded in his face; a tree surgeon whose fingers were crushed by a log splitter; a man who slashed open his leg on a discarded toilet in his mum's back garden; and a schoolboy who arrived at the hospital complaining of a pencil stuck in his left ear. Plus, the story of how one woman broke her neck after falling 200 feet from a New Mexico mountain but lived to tell her tale.

Featuring a family who cut their Bonfire Night celebrations short when their youngest son ate a sparkler; a Bradford granny who was electrocuted by her own toaster; a Sunday league soccer player whose awkward tackle left him with a broken ankle; and a student who sliced her finger when she cut open a bouquet given to her by a mystery admirer. Plus, surgeons contend with an artist whose arm was skewered by a two-metre rod when she impaled herself on her own sculpture.

A cyclist is injured by his own bicycle, a soldier takes a spill off a bouncy castle, and a man has a run-in with a lawnmower. Plus the story of a patient who was nearly killed... by a pigeon.

Featuring a man who changed the blade of his angle grinder with the motor running, and a lady harbouring a creature in her earhole. Plus the story of a man who cheated death not once, but four times.

A lady hooks a keyring through her finger, and an aspiring sailor loses a chunk from one of her appendages. Plus, re-living a car accident involving a woman and a fencepost.

A young couple's first date ends with a rescue from the coast guard, and a DIY dad nearly loses his foot. Plus, re-living the industrial accident that saw a person squeezed through a 13cm gap.

Featuring a young lady who pays the price for a discount piercing, and an intimate shaving accident involving a blunt blade. Plus the car crash victim you would never believe survived.

An injured rope maker gets tied up in knots and a squeamish patient has a piercing that's gone wrong. Plus the man who survived a car accident but woke up convinced he was a Hollywood superstar.

A man is hurt helping his wife give CPR to a goldfish, a groom's injury may mean he can't tie the knot, and a kite surfer falls from a great height into a brick wall

A carpenter nails his hand to a plank of wood, a woman crushes her thumb in her boyfriend's car door, and a fisherman is submerged in freezing water for over eight minutes and survives

A patient has slashed his scalp on a toilet roll holder, a young lad overdoses on holiday sun, and a man has an incredible near-death experience when he is almost decapitated by a passing coach

A man falls off a ladder and lands on his dad, a woman can't walk after slipping on a crisp packet and there's the unbelievable story of the driver who nearly died when she was run over by her own car