John Kassir
Oct 24, 1957 (67 years old) in Baltimore, Maryland, USA
John Kassir is an American actor and comedian. He is known for his work as the voice of the Cryptkeeper in HBO's Tales from the Crypt franchise. He is also known for his role as Ralph in the off-Broadway show Reefer Madness and its 2005 film adaptation. He is also the current voice of Scrooge McDuck since 2016, after the death of Alan Young. Description above from the Wikipedia article John Kassir, licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.
Known For
NCIS
Perry Swan
The Simpsons
Possum (voice)
Rick and Morty
Blim Blam (voice)
Bones
Lawrence Melvoy
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
Hotel Guest
Friends
Stanley
Castle
Mr. Dreyfus
CSI: Miami
Farley Wheeler
Charmed
The Alchemist
Credits
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If It Bleeds FutureChip★ NR -
Boneheads FutureBone★ NR -
Rockbottom 2024Rodney★ NR -
Hidden Dragon 2023The Fortune Teller (voice)★ NR -
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Minions & More 1 2022Coffee Shop Manager (voice)★ 7 -
Post Modern Minion 2022Waiter (voice)★ 6.2 -
Bugs Bunny Builders 2022Pete Puma (voice)★ 6.6 -
Additional Voices (voice)★ 6.8 -
Hellblazers 2022Rick★ 4.7 -
Sing 2 2021Additional Voices (voice)★ 7.8 -
DOTA: Dragon's Blood 2021Vahdrak (voice)★ 7.8 -
Flora & Ulysses 2021Ulysses (voice)★ 6.5 -
Butter 2020Billy★ 6 -
Narrator★ NR -
Additional Voices (voice)★ 7 -
Coffee Shop Manager (voice)★ 5.8 -
Additional voices (voice)★ 6.1 -
The Grinch 2018Additional Voices (voice)★ 6.9 -
Merry & Scary 2017Dagobert Duck (voice)★ 9.5 -
The Emoji Movie 2017Additional Voices (voice)★ 5.4 -
G. Alexander★ 5.9 -
Despicable Me 3 2017Additional Voice (voice)★ 6.5 -
12 Deadly Days 2016Niko★ 6.4 -
Scrooge McDuck / Additional Voices (voice)★ 7.5 -
Pete's Dragon 2016Elliot the Dragon (voice)★ 6.4 -
Additional Voices (voice)★ 6.3 -
To Tell the Truth 2016Self - Voice of the Cryptkeeper on "Tales from the Crypt"★ 6.2 -
Smothered 2016John Kassir★ 3.6 -
Pete Puma (voice)★ 7 -
Minions 2015Additional Voices (voice)★ 6.4 -
Breadwinners 2014Big Dumb Monster (voice)★ 4.5 -
Rick and Morty 2013Blim Blam (voice)★ 8.7 -
The Smurfs 2 2013Crazy Smurf (voice)★ 5.7 -
Mickey Mouse 2013Scrooge McDuck (voice)★ 7.6 -
Monsters University 2013Additional Voices (voice)★ 7 -
General Fallon's Small Head★ 5.9 -
The Cryptkeeper (voice)★ 7.3 -
Dark Beaver / Dave Beaver (voice)★ 8.3 -
Marco (voice)★ 5.8 -
Halloween Wars 2011Self - Guest Judge★ 6.4 -
The Smurfs 2011Crazy Smurf (Voice)★ 5.8 -
Pete Puma (voice)★ 8.1 -
Monster Mutt 2011★ 4.8 -
The Joker★ 5.2 -
Hot in Cleveland 2010The Pope★ 7.4 -
Nothing Special 2010Marty★ 5 -
Additional Voices (voice)★ 6.6 -
Dugly Uckling/Kung Pao Bunny★ NR
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Chuck★ 5.8 -
Castle 2009Mr. Dreyfus★ 8 -
Random! Cartoons 2008Bone / Soldier A / Soldier B / Soldier C (voice)★ 7.3 -
Channels 2008Walter★ 3 -
Adventure Time 2007Ice King (voice)★ 8.2 -
Raymond "Ray" Rocket (Voice)★ 3.5
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American Scary 2006Himself / 'Cryptkeeper'★ 7.6 -
P.A. Voice / Additional Voices (voice)★ 5 -
The Wild 2006Additional Voice (voice)★ 5.5 -
Ralph Wiley / Uncle Sam★ 6.6 -
Ben 10 2005Zombozo (voice)★ 8.2 -
Bones 2005Lawrence Melvoy★ 8.2 -
Danger Rangers 2005Fallbot (voice)★ 10 -
Chey (voice)★ 8.8 -
Dr. Rage 2005Moe Moebius★ 2.2 -
Quint★ 6.8 -
Ray Rocket (voice)★ NR -
Joan of Arcadia 2003Mime God★ 7.2 -
The Handler 2003★ 6.4 -
NCIS 2003Perry Swan★ 7.6 -
Rocky / Armando (voice)★ 4.5 -
Far From Home 2003Winston (voice)★ NR -
CSI: Miami 2002Farley Wheeler★ 7.7 -
Ritual 2002The Crypt Keeper (voice)★ 4.5 -
Seymour / Student #3 (voice)★ 7.4 -
Kim Possible 2002Additional Voices (voice)★ 7.5 -
Totally Spies! 2002★ 7.3 -
Raymundo Rocket / Spectator / Announcer (voice)★ 6.4 -
Concerge / Bartender / Border Guard (voice)★ 6.5 -
Philly 2001★ 7 -
Lord Moldybutt★ 8.1 -
Samurai Jack 2001Scissorsmith (voice)★ 8.5 -
Winston (voice)★ 8.6 -
The Job 2001★ 6.6 -
Grounded for Life 2001★ 6.9 -
As Told by Ginger 2000Winston (voice)★ 6.6 -
Hotel Guest★ 7.6 -
Marl (voice)★ 6.5 -
The Three Stooges 2000Shemp Howard★ 6.2 -
The Amanda Show 1999Carl Klutz★ 7 -
The Brothers Flub 1999(voice)★ 10 -
Crypt Keeper (voice)★ 8.7 -
Rocket Power 1999Ray Rocket (voice)★ 7.7 -
Charmed 1998The Alchemist★ 8.2 -
The Wild Thornberrys 1998El Gordita (voice)★ 6.9 -
Hercules 1998Charon (voice)★ 6.8 -
Meeko (voice) (uncredited)★ 5.5 -
Jelly's Day 1998Hargus★ NR -
Dmitri Shishtokovich★ 5 -
CatDog 1998★ 7 -
Scuttlebutt (voice)★ 6.2 -
Ray Palmer / The Atom★ 3.5 -
Team Knight Rider 1997Plato★ 7.1 -
Jenny 1997Chaz★ 5.5 -
The Visitor 1997★ 6 -
Cow and Chicken 1997★ 7.1 -
Johnny Bravo 1997★ 7.3 -
Early Edition 1996Jersy Carpathian★ 7.3 -
Cryptkeeper (voice)★ 5.7 -
Malcolm & Eddie 1996★ 7.4 -
Bordello of Blood 1996The Crypt Keeper (voice)★ 5.9 -
Spy Hard 1996Rancor Guard at Intercom★ 5.4 -
Encino Woman 1996Jean Michel★ 4 -
Boston Common 1996Frankie★ 6.9 -
Igor★ 4.6 -
CyberTracker 2 1995Tripwire★ 4.6 -
The Single Guy 1995Maitre 'D★ 6.3 -
Brotherly Love 1995Cryptkeeper★ 6.6 -
Earthworm Jim 1995Snott / Henchrat (voice)★ 7.2 -
Pocahontas 1995Meeko (voice)★ 6.9 -
Herman (voice)★ 6.2 -
Buster Bunny (voice)★ 6.3 -
Casper 1995The Crypt Keeper (voice)★ 6.3 -
Sliders 1995Arnold Potts★ 7.6 -
Crypt Keeper (voice)★ NR -
Star Trek: Voyager 1995Gar★ 7.8 -
Crypt Keeper (voice)★ 6.9 -
Friends 1994Stanley★ 8.4 -
Haman (voice)★ 7.4 -
Buster Bunny (voice)★ 6.6 -
Duckman 1994★ 7.2 -
Problem Child 1993(voice)★ 4.5 -
Rocko's Modern Life 1993★ 7.4 -
Sonic the Hedgehog 1993★ 7 -
Cryptkeeper (voice)★ 7.8 -
Bonkers 1993★ 6.5 -
Photographer★ 6.4 -
Eek! The Cat 1992Mittens (voice)★ 6.8 -
The Little Mermaid 1992Rats (voice)★ 7 -
Dream On 1990Chuck★ 6.9 -
The Simpsons 1989Possum (voice)★ 8 -
FM 1989★ 6 -
Tales from the Crypt 1989Larry★ 8 -
Tour of Duty 1987Lenny Pilchowski★ 8 -
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Moonlighting 1985Police Detective★ 7.5 -
1st & Ten 1984Zagreb Shkenusky★ 6.5 -
No York City 1983★ 7
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The Facts of Life 1979★ 7